THE MACE This is THE MACE, situated at the start of the green mile at the hillhead side, it has come to be known as the HillHead Food Store and it has been supplier of fine under age drinks since 2000, but rumour has it since the dawns of time in the late eighties it has allowed many under age children, some as young as 13 to get "pissed out their faces". We tried to interview the owner and manager of this fine establishment whilst in the toilets of the Waterfront on a night out. He said..... "aye, i'm jonas.....' 'ehhh.... are you the police or somethin'? ha-ha-had on, yer' cowies loon!?...... whey, silver fox! Fuck me! i'll buy ye' a drink biy'!" at this pint we left him to be sick and i never did get my drink...... what a guy! Thank You Mace! Bigtink salutes you!